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[nauseam]

okay show of hands. a poll, if you will:

who among us actually literally gave blood to get out of their motel room?

and now some options:

- if your answer to that question is ME BITCH: you seem very normal indeed! for unrelated reasons did you notice the word 'gullible' is carved into your nightstand?

- if your answer to that question is NOT ME BITCH: we should start a club for people who treat their blood with respect and don't hand it out to some hussy mayor at literally any opportunity

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[nauseam]

he was brandishing a gun

i don't think he noticed me calling him anything

[janescayre]

[A gun? Low-key glad she woke up with Stede on the other side of the room now, but her point still stands.]

And does he know you're calling him gullible online?

I don't doubt whoever is running this will do something shitty with the blood later, or pull a worse trick with higher stakes, but what's the point of getting all smug about it now? You're just being an asshole. If you want to warn people you don't have to be insulting about it.