text » un: dickwolf

[nauseam]

okay show of hands. a poll, if you will:

who among us actually literally gave blood to get out of their motel room?

and now some options:

- if your answer to that question is ME BITCH: you seem very normal indeed! for unrelated reasons did you notice the word 'gullible' is carved into your nightstand?

- if your answer to that question is NOT ME BITCH: we should start a club for people who treat their blood with respect and don't hand it out to some hussy mayor at literally any opportunity

Comments

[westviews]

Worried about the consequences?

[nauseam]

i'm not worried since i didn't do it

i just want to know if i'm surrounded by fools

[westviews]

So you let someone else open the door, and you consider them a fool for granting you both an escape.

[nauseam]

no i think we would have been able to get out anyway eventually if we had just waited long enough

i think the whole thing was just a stanford prison experiment type deal

[westviews]

Is that what you think this whole thing is, then? Wait long enough and we'll be sent home?

[nauseam]

yeah

why, what do you think it is?

[westviews]

I'm don't know yet. But I'm sure blood was just the beginning when it comes to prices to pay.

[nauseam]

exactly

now this mayor person knows at least half of us are willing to drop blood to get out of a room i bet there are some Plans being Made

[westviews]

You might not be able to dodge it, next time. So I'd be careful insulting those who helped you escape that room sooner rather than later.

[cheersquads]

I guess I'm the second one. But that's mostly just because the person I was stuck with did it for us.

( she only feels slightly bad about that. really. )

[nauseam]

well it had to be one of you and i don't see why it had to be you

[cheersquads]

No, I guess not. But I still felt sort of bad letting him do it all himself, even if he volunteered.

un: Pegasus

[ferriswheelsandfootball]

I'm pretty sure I no longer have a soul as a result of my actions.

[nauseam]

fascinating... was there a physical sensation of your soul leaving your body or can you just tell

[ferriswheelsandfootball]

I could just tell.

I’m also joking. I’m pretty sure I still have my soul.

I hope.

[vestigial]

are you a wolf made outa dicks or did you make the tv show law and order

[nauseam]

wouldn't it be so sick if i was the first one

[vestigial]

yeah itd be way better
show sucks

[nauseam]

hey i was in that show

[vestigial]

bummer

[energyfieldgood]

So what else did you try?

[He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He's gotta find out... what everyone else did because he is still very mad he didn't beat that door and its stupid supernatural mechanism.]

Assuming you didn't just stand around waiting for someone to be stupid.

[nauseam]

nothing bc the guy i was trapped with went from 0-100 before i could impart my wisdom

[energyfieldgood]

Please tell me he at least tried to use the handle.

un — quill

[astrologics]

the blood lock's the least believable part of all this for you?

[nauseam]

no it's just a good metric in my opinion

it's like "if jerry jumped off a cliff would you do it too?" but like 15 levels behind that

[astrologics]

( if jerry's name was actually rich then the answer is: yes, yes he would.

but. )

did you ever hear the one about 'if it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid'?

[nauseam]

i'm all for that when it doesn't mean slicing open my hand as an offering just because a piece of paper told me to

[astrologics]

you didn't though, right? you got out of the room and got to keep your flesh intact, so win-win.

[nauseam]

it's true, i am winning this weird kidnapping thing

are you winning also

[astrologics]

I mean, I got a free Walkman so that's gotta count for something.

[nauseam]

i got one too but my tape sucked :/

what was your tape?

[astrologics]

sorry, dickwolf. guess you can't win 'em all.

spandau ballet.

un: harlequin

[revmeup]

wow a lot of you guys sure are precious about your blood, huh?

[nauseam]

i need it for stuff!!!

[revmeup]

you can always make more!

un - shrike

[shrikesback]

How long were you stuck in your room?

[nauseam]

hard to say

millennia probably

[shrikesback]

What else did you try to get out?

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[janescayre]

Oh sure, it's so easy to gloat about being the smart one when someone else takes the fall for you. I guess you called them an idiot to their face while waltzing out the door they opened for you. I feel sorry for your roommate.

[nauseam]

he was brandishing a gun

i don't think he noticed me calling him anything

[janescayre]

[A gun? Low-key glad she woke up with Stede on the other side of the room now, but her point still stands.]

And does he know you're calling him gullible online?

I don't doubt whoever is running this will do something shitty with the blood later, or pull a worse trick with higher stakes, but what's the point of getting all smug about it now? You're just being an asshole. If you want to warn people you don't have to be insulting about it.

[funhinged]

A bit of decorative carving would brighten the space up in my opinion, but there's no call for insult.

I can make more blood! I can't replenish lost time.

[corrodedcoffin]

well i'd like to say NOT ME BITCH but the biggest asshole in the room decided to volunteer me for the job

skepticism is healthy especially when you're being asked for your blood

un: CAMARO, late but i had to do this after seeing eddie's comment

[driving]

i gave someone else's