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[nauseam]

okay show of hands. a poll, if you will:

who among us actually literally gave blood to get out of their motel room?

and now some options:

- if your answer to that question is ME BITCH: you seem very normal indeed! for unrelated reasons did you notice the word 'gullible' is carved into your nightstand?

- if your answer to that question is NOT ME BITCH: we should start a club for people who treat their blood with respect and don't hand it out to some hussy mayor at literally any opportunity

Comments

[nauseam]

no it's just a good metric in my opinion

it's like "if jerry jumped off a cliff would you do it too?" but like 15 levels behind that

[astrologics]

( if jerry's name was actually rich then the answer is: yes, yes he would.

but. )

did you ever hear the one about 'if it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid'?

[nauseam]

i'm all for that when it doesn't mean slicing open my hand as an offering just because a piece of paper told me to

[astrologics]

you didn't though, right? you got out of the room and got to keep your flesh intact, so win-win.

[nauseam]

it's true, i am winning this weird kidnapping thing

are you winning also

[astrologics]

I mean, I got a free Walkman so that's gotta count for something.

[nauseam]

i got one too but my tape sucked :/

what was your tape?

[astrologics]

sorry, dickwolf. guess you can't win 'em all.

spandau ballet.