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[nauseam]

okay show of hands. a poll, if you will:

who among us actually literally gave blood to get out of their motel room?

and now some options:

- if your answer to that question is ME BITCH: you seem very normal indeed! for unrelated reasons did you notice the word 'gullible' is carved into your nightstand?

- if your answer to that question is NOT ME BITCH: we should start a club for people who treat their blood with respect and don't hand it out to some hussy mayor at literally any opportunity

Comments

[nauseam]

hey i was in that show

[vestigial]

bummer